Tickle your bones with these uncanny matrimonial ads

Tickle your bones with these uncanny matrimonial ads

By: Shan
24 Feb 2016

1)      Hello to viewers, quite filmy….


Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If

any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good

education but i working all field in bangalore if u like me u

welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident

or send u letter..

Thanks

yours Regards Sowmya


2)      How about classwork sirji?


i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework


3)      Not the language but we all got your intention dude , keep it up


 i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.    because girl is the maharani.


4)      I like the use of Ok here…ok?


i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I


love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok


6. Which Indian color are you , white saffron or green??


I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.


7. Quite straight forward, well its curable


Sincere, spiritual, caring life partner or companion for 32 yrs. H’some, affect., caring boy, sexually unfit due to stress of previous divorce (curable), only son. Salary 27/PM. Caste, status no bar, simple marriage.


8) and yeah , why waste 3 different ads when we can post in one?


 3 boys, 29/5’-4’, 25/5’-6’, 22/5’-5’. All graduates, seprate business, own houses seeks very b’ful, educated girls.


9) Dude, why do you require bro in law and sis in law? Quite strange?


Require girl for marriage she should be very pretty very sleem and have one brother one sister.”


10) Bhai , kehna kya chahte ho?


‘in every part of my life only her image exists…see in your self she is with you…if you love her then every one afterter…I love pets’


11) only if you could know marriage is not enjoyment…..pheww


‘I want very much enjoyment in life so i want to get marry…if you also want to enjoy please contact me’


12) what?


Iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.


13)Date fixed for marriage,still in search of bride


To be married on jun-2009 working woman perferable


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